"Turn or burn, you lousy sinner!
Yes, I'm talking to you!
God is going to strike you down-
You and your filthy, perverted ways.
We don't like them gays, and we won't tolerate them in our church!
You better get Jesus - like me.
Look what it says right here in the Bible,
God's Holy Word.
It says right here: "A new command I give you,
LOVE ONE ANOTHER."
Wait a minute. That isn't the verse I was looking for.
How about this one: "LOVE YOUR ENEMIES."
No, no. That isn't the one I was looking for either.
I know there is a verse in here somewhere about God hating
sinners like you.
"WHATEVER YOU DO UNTO THE LEAST OF THESE,
YOU HAVE DONE UNTO ME."
The Bible just isn't saying what I want it to say right now...
But it's in there.
So...
Get Jesus like me."
I wonder why no one is getting saved in this town?
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